Now, I will admit, once upon a time in 10th grade I may have owned a pair of these bad boys, but, I was 15. You are allowed to wear stupid things when you are 15. I really don't understand how this shoe is still on the market. It is completely ridiculous. How a person can stand on it and not fall down it beyond me. Its just very silly. The only use for it I can see is if you plan on dressing up like a "Spice Girl" for Halloween. If its height you are looking for, go for the classic high heel or wedge.
The Birkenstock. I mean really. This shoe just screams! "I was made for dude!" The shoe is not flattering, nor cute, and really lets face it, this shoe does not look good with any short of pants, skirt, or dress.
The Teva. Wow. I totally get this shoe if you are on some sort of river rafting trip, or if you plan to be gallivanting through a riverbed or something, but other then that, these are not acceptable for around the town wear. No way. Save it for the mountains!
Ahhhh the Croc my least favorite shoe of the bunch. What on earth was the person who designed these thinking. These shoes are only appropriate for children 10 and under. These shoes are not to be worn by adults. EVER. Also, just because they come in black, It does not make them a dress shoe. Save it for the kiddies.
The high heeled clog. Where to begin. I see people try to wear these all the time, and they just can't do it. They wobble, then eventually come tumbling down. Besides that they are far from fashion forward. I really just don't understand these.




